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Thursday, June 18, 2009

I Love Canadians, But This Guy Is Just Plain DUMB!

***EXCLUSIVE BREAKDOWN*** by The Fiscal Corruptocrat



Here's the tale of another agenda driven idiot whose either absolutely focused on pushing his beliefs on people or blinded by his self-perceived immense intellect to separate fantasy from reality.


***WARNING: The following contains a healthy dose of facts and sarcasm. If you cry easily, have low self esteem, a well below average IQ or are offended by logic and reason, please do not continue reading.


The Red Deer Advocate in Alberta recently published an article about the local economy's dependence on energy as it's primary driver. Fair enough. Especially since they're covering a presentation made by a non partisan research group. Ricardo Acuna is the Executive Director of the Parkland Institute (said non partisan group) and he's apparently not happy with Canada's Progressive Conservatives "continuing to rely heavily on the energy sector to drive the economy."
Wait a minute...non partisan, right? Singling out one group in particular...? I think I see where this is going.

Mr. Acuna (remember, he's the Executive Director) thinks that in a mere 10 years time, "no one will want what we are selling (oil)." What's this 'we' business? I thought 'we' were non partisan? Alas, Ricardo seems to subscribe to the idea that, at least in Alberta, they're going to be running out of oil real soon. (We'll touch on this in a minute.) He fears that they'll be "scrambling to find something to replace it" and thinks they should become more "visionary" so their local economy is "sustainable" when they're "selling less of it or none of it".

That's quite the statement there. A little fear mongering maybe. Perhaps a little more than a hint at 'peak oil' theories.

Ricardo brought his audiences attention to Norway and their state owned petroleum fund (Statens pensjonsfond - Utland or, for us English speaking folks, The Government Pension Fund - Global) which is funded by their state owned oil production company Statoil. This fund has an estimated $300 billion in USD terms. The idea is to have this fund supplement Norway's revenues once the oil production starts to decline. It has been predicted that their oil discoveries are past the point of peak production. ALL of their oil sources, I'm not sure about, but somebody's claiming they're approaching the end of the line. According to Wikipedia (take it for what it's worth), the revenue from oil production will "decline over the next decades." If I can mix my math and big words correctly, I think decades means something like 10 years plus 10 years plus 10 years, etc. I know, I know, I'm starting to get confused myself, but to keep it simple, I think they mean at least 20 years and possibly 30 or 40 years plus.

Ok, so Ricardo thinks Alberta should follow Norway down that same path because, oh gosh! In 10 years time they're going to be plum outta' oil! Problem is, Alberta's only got a mere $14.5 billion in a reserve fund (akin to Norway's) which ain't going to cover the spread.

I feel kind of bad for Alberta, don't you? They're lagging way behind Norway in their capital reserves, they're going to be completely out of oil in 10 years and they haven't even begun to become 'visionary' enough to do anything about it. Instead of sitting back and watching the collapse, I figured I'd do a little research to see if I could help out in any way.


What I found is, Mr. Acuna is full of sh*t or just plain dumb.


For whatever reason, we often tend to think that when somebody has a fancy title attached to their name (like 'Executive Director' of a non partisan research group) that they know what they're talking about. That doesn't always hold water. Or, in this case, we should probably say 'oil'.

Alberta just happens to be conveniently wrapped around the Athabasca Oil Sands. A 54,000 square mile treasure trove of accessible oil that's basically situated in a 'no mans land' prime for mining. The funny thing about the Athabasca Oil Sands is that it contains approximately 1.7 TRILLION barrels of bitumen which equates to approximately the same amount of the entire worlds proven reserves of petroleum. Stop. Think about that for second...

In one fell swoop, we've basically DOUBLED the entire worlds proven oil reserves. Peak oil? Alberta running out of oil in 10 years? Mr. Acuna, I think there's a problem with your figures...


But wait FC - isn't it too expensive to extract this stuff?


When Mr. Acuna wasn't looking (he probably had his head down, feverishly scanning the intense research documentation he used for his speech and didn't seem to notice), the 'visionary' people working in Alberta have been constantly improving extraction techniques to make oil sands economically viable at lower and lower per barrel crude prices. Utilizing insitu methods such as Cyclic Steam Stimulation (CSS) and Steam Assisted Gravity Drainage (SAGD), more and more oil can be extracted from the sands economically at a per barrel price of approximately $60. Plus, these methods have been proven to be able to extract 90% to 100% of all bitumen found in the mined ore. The efficiency of the Oil Sands could possibly far exceed that of any existing below surface well with regard to accessing the entire deposit.

Ten years can seem like a long time and the funny thing is, a lot can certainly happen in that span. While Mr. Acuna thinks Alberta may not be selling ANY oil in 10 years time, other local statistics seem to differ with that opinion. Aberta Venture Magazine noted in September of 2008:

"The development of Western Canada’s oilsands is changing the Canadian business landscape, shifting growth, migration and business investment from the centre to the West. The investments made in this sector result in a significant multiplier effect for the economy. The effects seen are not simply in the form of revenue generated by the oilsands, but the ripple effect it has on all industries. Within the next 10 years, an estimated $250 billion will be spent on non-residential construction alone in Alberta." (Emphasis here and below added by FC)


It certainly doesn't sound like the local economy is going to be hurting too bad as the Athabasca Sands are mined.


In May of 2008, the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers (CAPP) projected:

"Oil sands production, which now exceeds one million b/d, is forecast to reach 3.5 million b/d by 2015 and 4.0 million b/d by 2020, accounting for more than 80 per cent of Canadian production."

I don't know, again, my math is kind of fuzzy, but it sounds to me like there's going to oil coming out of Alberta for quite some time. In fact, this level of production equates to approximately 100 years of steady flow until it begins to become tapped out. Ten times longer than Mr. Acuna's non partisan 'research' group came up with.


Folks, what do you think? Agenda driven? More than likely. I can't see how anybody, let alone the Executive Director of a supposed non partisan group based right in Alberta where the Oil Sands are located can come up with a perspective this far off point. If we dig a little deeper and follow the money to the funding of this group I'm sure we'll find even more answers. The Parkland Institute is apparently affiliated with the University of Alberta which may help explain things. Also, the original article states that "Alberta could be an international leader when it comes to wind and solar power." Could the university be working on some new wind and solar power projects? Do any company's in the wind and solar power generation fields fund the university and/or the Parkland Group? Only a little more research and time will tell. More time than what the Parkland Institute put into this research for Executive Director Acuna, of course.

Dear Mysterious Japanese Bond Smugglers

I appreciate your valiant efforts to secure a sizeable portion of Japan's US treasury holdings and am encouraged by the inventiveness utilized in the attempt to get these instruments into Switzerland. I'm sorry to hear of your troubles at the Italian border and the possibility of losing 40% of the entire stake. In hindsight, this may prove to be a beneficial side effect for your cause (as I will outline below) which brings me to the point of my letter.

I would like to help you in any way I can with your concerns over the continued sustainability of the US dollar and I have the perfect plan to do so. The best part is, this solution will be quick, easy and above all, much cleaner than the recently foiled operation. Once the dust settles in Italy, here's what we'll do:

First, give the Italians their 40% cut and grab up the remaining bonds. Rules are rules and it's only fair. Next, please set aside one (1) of the Kennedy Bonds and promptly put my name on it. We'll set aside a time where I can acquire this single page instrument from you or you can simply drop it in the mail to my attention - whichever option is most convenient and easy for you works for me. Now, you're probably wondering where and how you'll experience the vast benefits of this plan so I'll outline all the important details. Here's my promise to you:

I will promptly cash in the bond for it's face value of $1 billion devalued US dollars.

I will then forfeit ~50% right back over to the US government and call it a windfall tax. The benefits are here two-fold. We'll get a pesky $500 million US dollars out of circulation while at the same time relieving the US government of this debt to you.

Once I get the governments share straightened away, I'll then go ahead and immediately pay my mortgage in full. Believe me, you'll definitely want this to happen. I'll be helping to shore up the books of America's largest home loan holder bringing them another baby step closer to solvency. Investors across the globe will begin to feel confident in their operations again!

Next, I will take $200 million and invest it across a diverse portfolio of commodities, hard assets, government debt (think of the benefits!) and equities. I will single handedly begin propping up the US markets and instill more and more confidence in the US dollar.

Lastly, and I promise you this, I will completely piss away the remaining ~$300 million. All of it. Every last cent. I will start in America and then go on a Michael Jackson style international spending spree leaving a trail of global economy lifting US dollars along the way. I will work on propping up the automotive industry, retail chain stores and residential & commercial real estate. This will take a little bit of time and the effects may not be seen immediately, but I will do my best.

As you can clearly see, this is a win-win situation for all involved.
- Italy gets an infusion of much needed cash to right prop up their economy
- Some US dollars get mopped up out of circulation
- Confidence will begin to return to the major US banks
- The US markets will get a solid chunk of long term investment money
- The automotive industry will get a much needed boost
- Commercial real estate will see a brief positive blip before it utterly collapses
- Residential real estate will begin to stabilize as I buy up foreclosed properties everywhere
- The US dollar will begin to improve in value thereby lessening the impact of your 40% loss to the Italians

Please leave a comment below with your contact information and we'll get started on this most important process right away. It will absolutely be my pleasure to be of assistance.

All the best,

The Fiscal Corruptocrat

A High Probability Bet You Can Rely On Every Time

Last Friday The Fiscal Corruptocrat noted that Obama likes to continue to let everyone know he won. No real surprise here, just that facts ma'am.

From the post titled: Obama Wields His Powers to Remove Inspector General Who Investigated One Of His Supporters

"Remember folks, he 'Won' and he can do this. Give it a minute, he'll remind you of that fact again momentarily... "


True to form, Herr Kommandant Obama sends Robert Gibbs out to do his duty and let the world know yet again that 'he won'.

Will this crew begin to grow up at some point and move beyond the petty responses? Highly unlikely. You can feel good knowing that these bullies are keeping score on the political playground and are at the ready to reply with some infantile smack talk.

The Insanity of Oil Analysts, Reporters and Headlines All Rolled Into An Irrational Market

I can't figure it out. We see the headlines on a daily basis and they're often completely contradictory from morning to afternoon.

"Crude rises on signs of increased demand"
"Oil above $70 as inventories fall"
"Crude falls on profit taking"
"Oil inventories rise signaling slowing demand"

It's insane.

Much like the diet magazines at the checkout line. Month after month, issue after issue, touting the same ridiculous headlines and rehashing the same material over and over. Apparently they keep on selling. Just like these headlines being sold to the public on a daily basis.

Here's the latest headline today from AP via Yahoo. "Oil rises above $71 amid falling inventories"
The sub-headline states that this points 'to improving demand'.

What?

The author (Pablo Gorondi) notes further along in this piece that: "While U.S. inventories are still bloated with the most oil in nearly 16 years, analysts see the recent drawdowns as a sign that gasoline demand is recovering." Gotta hand it to those analysts! We'll talk about them more below...

Sure, the US reserves have come down over the past 4 weeks to still be at this near 16 year high but there are a couple of good reasons for it.

1) We are importing less oil
2) We are using less oil

To top it off, the Energy Information Administration (EIA) reported on June 17 that gasoline demand is essentially unchanged from a year ago.

Let's quickly recap:
- the US has the highest level of reserves on hand in almost 16 years (lots of supply)
- we're importing less oil (we don't need as much right now)
- US demand for gasoline products is essentially unchanged from a year ago (see? We really don't need as much right now)

Pretty straightforward stuff - easy to understand, right?

Time to dig a little bit deeper.

Mr. Gorondi's article also notes:
"Goldman (Sachs) said it expects the prices of oil to rise to $85 a barrel in six months and reach $95 by the end of 2010."

-and-

"We continue to expect an improvement in fundamentals to begin to take hold in the next several months," Goldman Sachs said in a report. "Recent data points have already begun to suggest some stabilization."

Goldman, like all the other big firms, trades in oil. They trade big money in oil.

Bloomberg recently had an article outlining the fact that global offshore oil storage is the highest it's been in two decades. An excerpt:

"Traders are now seeking to store oil products. JPMorgan Chase & Co. booked the newly built supertanker Front Queen to store 2 million barrels of heating oil off the coast of Malta, and several other traders are seeking similar deals, Athens- based Optima Shipbrokers said June 2."

So, these 'analysts' are predicting that oil prices will climb even as inventories bulge and demand remains stagnant. How can they be so confident? Well, when the traders themselves take delivery of the oil and keep it offshore, out of the domestic supply they can, in effect, manipulate the prices all they want. They are now controlling a portion of the supply chain.

I'm all for rampant capitalism and trying to make as much as possible whenever you can, but I'm also for playing by the rules. If I had the funds to store oil offshore and make a call as to just how high I thought oil was going, maybe I'd feel differently, but I don't have that kind of money. The funny thing is, it sounds like Goldman doesn't necessarily have it either but they seem to have gotten their hands on it. How?

Rumor has it, Goldman is using TARP funds (i.e.: TAXPAYER DOLLARS) to fund their operation.

Take a look through this entertaining read that covers all the gory details over at Zero Hedge (Guest Post by Philstockworld). It's from a couple weeks back but it certainly helps to give perspective on the latest EIA report. The big question is, when will we (who funded this operation) get our share of Goldman's profits?

In summary, getting back to the main point, why can't these headlines just tackle the real story?
How about:

"Crude rises as traders keep supply off market"
"Global oil reserves at all time high but held back by banks"
"Analyst predicts crude will rise after his firm stores millions of barrels offshore"

It would certainly make it a hell of a lot easier for the rest of us.

UPDATE: $134 Billion US Bearer Bonds Mystery - Is It Solved?

Not yet.

Not even close.

There are still far more questions than answers relating to this bizarre case and the more that comes out about it, the more strange it gets.

Bloomberg has been keeping tabs on it. Bill Pesek runs down some interesting notes on the sheer magnitude of dollars represented by these instruments:

249 $500 million certificates
10 $1 billion certificates

These two men (if they're the rightful owners of these presumably legitimate bonds) would be the US's fourth largest creditor.

This figure is more than the debt of the country of Brazil.

It's equivalent to the GDP of New Zealand.


These are truly staggering figures folks. Why isn't it getting larger, front page headlines?

That answer may lie in whatever the reality of origins of these bonds actually is.

If they're fake:
- Why?
- Who's counterfeiting this ridiculous amount? There are only a handful of entities in the world who can transact with these.
- Who are they intended for?

If they're real:
- uh oh...
- Who's sneaking them around? And, for whom?
- Does it signal a weakening in the faith in the US Dollar as the world currency?
- Where were they going with them?
- What were they trying to do with them?
- Who, ultimately is behind all of this?

Somebody has some serious explaining to do.

Maybe ABC can get the inside scoop on this while they're doing their exclusive, inside the Whitehouse, one-sided, 'no other viewpoints allowed' special on Herr Kommandant Obama's 'health care reform'...